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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:34

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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